Clear Office

"Slop Sweep: Office Apocalypse Clicker!" ????

You're a killer Roomba on a mission—CRUSH the chaos before it crushes productivity!

How to Rampage:
? CLICK LIKE MAD to suck up coffee spills, zombie staplers, and eldritch paperwork
? UPGRADE your war machine – laser mops, shredder attachments, EMP bursts
? BATTLE boss filth – the Printer From Hell, the Sentient Spill, Karen's Lunch

Why It’s Not for Weak Hearts:
? Gore-mode – ink explosions, splattered smoothie guts
? Dystopian office satire – "TPS reports" lower your sanity bar
? Global trauma rankings – who can last longest before needing therapy?

"THE SLOP MUST FLOW... INTO YOUR DUSTBIN!" START CLICKING, MEATBAG ?